HAT + Hair: Hunting season

Could my av look any less rednecky in that ad? He's like a rednecks nightmare.

I think the nightmare would go something like.. the redneck is out at a bar and has to use the mens room, it's dark when he enters the stall, and then he hears the door shut and the lock click. The light flickers and then illuminates a surly looking fancy man who is half man and half deer... Is the deer a symbol of his broken relationship with his father? or does it have to do with the buck he shot point blank between the eyes last weekend?
Then rape. He can't run away! OH NO!! Molasses legs! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! He wakes up in a cold sweat and wonders what his subconscious was trying to tell him and if he likes penises now.

The end. :D



*UPDATE: ignore the above retarded rant cause Uma just blogged my hat and she is waaaaaaaaaaaaaay more good looking than Noam. Look at Uma. Look at her blog. She makes everything look amazing.


And her avatar reminds me of Audrey Kawasaki drawings.