Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Cobalt Maladay, GK customer service rep extraordinaire

If you're the type to read my profile, you may have noticed an added line to the front page. I have a customer service representative now, Cobalt Maladay.

Cobalt is a friend in real life and a genuinely awesome personal all round. He helped me out when I was working late nights and weekends through February & March and he was so awesome that I'm keeping him.

I'm going to make a little "Cobalt is Online" or something in my store. I don't really know how this works.

What Cobalt can help you with:
Everything except delivery of failed transactions. And even then, he can explain to you how to get a transaction number and will send me the information so that I can get back to you asap.

You can even send your mall invites, modeling services, magazine advertisement rates and fashion show requests (aka spam) for Gritty Kitty to Cobalt so he can delete them instead of me.

Things to note: I try to be nice to everyone, but when I have a bad day, I'm a douchebag. I pay Cobalt to NOT be a douchebag. IMing him should be a 100% douchebag free experience, thus it's more beneficial for everyone to IM him when they need assistance instead of me who, lets be frank here, is a socially retarded jerk.

For those 0.5% of the SL population: Should you ever have an encounter with Cobalt where he is not being 100% awesome and non douchey, please don't contact me, and instead reflect on your own personality and question why someone who is literally being paid to be nice to everyone just treated you poorly. Then you know... knock that shit off.*

So please welcome Cobalt as a CSR for Gritty Kitty. Don't try to secks him for free GK stuff, he doesn't have any and his wife could prolly kick your butt.

*see I really am a dick. IM Cobalt, not Noam.

Sunday, March 22, 2009

HAIR: Hollister

Here is some hair based on a picture of a guy. I swear to god, look below. It's kinda pixie chick hair though.

I've dun forgotten how to build. This felt like it took ages to do.

<-- inspirtation pic

RELAY FOR LIFE: pink hair

How are you doing?
Me? I'm good. Quite good.

I made some pink.. and I retextured 2 hairs. All proceeds go to American cancer society.

They are at my main store in Koreshan.

Thursday, March 19, 2009

SL & Adult Content

The new changes SL is going to do, is basically creating an adult filter that wasn't previously there. The rational parts realize this. It's not something to shit the bed over.

Now my inner typical Second Life user, is scream "wtf, if I build a penis I should be allowed to wear it on my fucking forehead if I want to." (Expect in a PG sim.)

This will be fun to watch pan out.

You know what would be rad? If you could check a box on an object and mark it as being mature and those who aren't verified or request not to see mature material just can't render it. Or it renders with black textures that say CENSORED, like how we used to have missing images.

I would prefer SL as it is. I know who wants it to change and I know why. It's not a bad thing, but I like wandering around and seeing an 8 breasted herm demon shopping at like bare rose for a cape. I'm not grossed out by it. It tickles me in the same way those skins with way too much boob shading do. It's over sexed to the point it's funny.

There are some people out there who look like noobs with their panis on their midriffs, but then there are those who just pull off being a big scary sex demon, hats off to them I say! There is absolutely no way I'd know that penors now come with flexy precum without people wearing them in sandboxes and while out shopping. It's impressive how far they've come. <-- not a pun.

I don't want those people to not be allowed to be a giant scary sex demon whenever they want. So for the record, if you want to wear your penis or your prim boobs or tentacle monster phallic appendages in my store, you are totally welcome to.

And if you are one of those people who are greatly offended by the above visuals, well, I'm sure I have a shop in a PG area somewhere.

If living with Bill for the last 8 years has taught me anything, it's that no one's prudish catholic upbringing has any affect on my shamelessness. Blame my parents for raising me without religion (as Bill says) and my mom for that time she took me to that questionable art show with the guy holding his erect cock when I was 10.

I won't let a masseuse touch me naked (cause it's creepy) but I will randomly talk about something gross I saw online involving a penis and a battery while out to dinner with our friends. \o/

btw did you see that video? I wanted to vomit.

Thursday, March 12, 2009

I'm not dead!

I'm just resting.

I'll try to make stuff this weekend (no promises).
I need to expand my main store to fit more hair and make room for another store.

Please say goodbye to Mousezilla while he's still there.
I leave you with this song, which I have listened to over a thousand times in the last 2 weeks.

They put their album out on Vinyl. It's like they hate me and don't want my money. >:C

Wednesday, March 04, 2009

How to be a New Media Douchebag

I never want to troll people and I've wanted to troll some "social media experts" that I've found online lately. Here is how you identify them.