Tuesday, September 30, 2008


I has a friend named Crystyle. God is shitting on her financially. So I made her hair (RL picture coming soon) and other people made stuff too and she's going to get the lindens so her family doesn't have to start selling kidneys.

Please please please buy the hair and all the other stuff people made. The hair is at my main store and also Starlust Motel in Floyd.
GO THERE! BUY THINGS [SLURL Courtesy of Willow cause I stoles it off her blawg]

It's Crystal! None of the pics were full mod so I had to take a snapshot of one.

Sunday, September 28, 2008

Happy Halloween again.. cause.. yeah

My traditional orange and black halloween scarf and the now traditional color change witch hat are out for sale ($L1) at my shops again. They will only be out until the end of October.

I looked at last year and the year before's ads for halloween dollarbies and wow... I haven't changed much. I think my ass got smaller... that's about it.

Saturday, September 27, 2008

Morrigan Head wings

Inspired by Morrigan Aensland.

Friday, September 26, 2008

Follow up to the last post: Guess who is still selling (even more) of my shit?!!

At what point do they just ban the person?

Dude I work my ass off, wtf. This chick contributes NOTHING to the game.

*returns feeling less stabby.*

This cookie is taking me to my happy place. It's a grumpy cookie. I love the grumpy cookie.

You know, it's not even like I'm saying OMG MY LIVELYHOOD IS THREATENED BY THIS! I don't care about it in a money way. I care about it in a "I fucking made it and you are taking credit, you fucking cocksucking douchebag! I hope you get face aids." way.
Ok back to staring at the cookie.

Who just got their copybotted shit removed from the grid?!!

Hoho the assholes I filed DMCAs against Saturday.*dances*

Thursday, September 25, 2008

Hey Mr. Hand

Check out The Gentle Guest.
They are Beirut-ish. They are kinda like if Beirut and the Decemberists had a baby who was a gold miner in the south. And there are saxophones.

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

How much would you hate me if...

I transfered this blog over to wordpress so I can host it myself and customize the layout better?

I have to redesign Bill's blog, that I also host, and while I'm looking through WP design sites for inspiration, I just saw an awesome layout that I'd really like to do on here, but Blogger is kinda being a douche.

Monday, September 22, 2008

Too amused

Bill was on some 4chan thread saturday night where he found this animated gif. He proceeded to laugh from like 3am to.. what's today.. monday?

Tuesday Sept 23rd: The next in a series of bear related things.

It's the music that really makes me cry.
If you haven't seen Wicker Man... uh good. Don't see it. I paid to see it in a theater instead of some good indie movie that was out at the same time, because my friend Cat and I couldn't convince the people we were with that even if we didn't know the plot, any movie that has Philip Seymour Hoffman in it would be better than a Nicolas Cage movie.

Sunday, September 21, 2008

NEW HAIR: Crackfox

Crackfox is texture scripted just like Cani. It's script is a little laggy but I think it's worth the issues it has. At least it is until I get a better script.

This hair is loosely based on the below pictures. I couldn't really figure out how to do a fade in the hairline, so I was like hrmm.. braids. But then after like 4 days of fucking around I came up with what I have in the ad above.

Guess how much Customer Service $10 a month buys you?
They still have not responded to my issues yet beyond letting me know it's been transfered to the relevant area. Woopity.

Linden Labs sucks but my new watch is sexy.

Hello Noam Sprocket,

Thank you for your reply.

We have had a look at the submitted information and cannot see any reason for you to experience problems, as your system seems to be really good. It is not a firewall issue for sure.

Unfortunately, due to your basic membership status we are limited in the amount of support we can provide and won't be able to assist you further.

I would recommend you visit the Second life forums and support links:





If you have any other queries please contact us again.

LInden Lab Support

I upgraded. If they don't fix it, I'm going to... do nothing cause there isn't shit I can do. Is their customer service really worth $120 a year? If they fix my problem that will totally be worth the $9.95, but I'm downgrading as soon as they solve it.

My problem is that all rotation and movement scripts have stopped working on my PC. They will run on my laptop which is running the same OS, version and has the same specs as my PC, but 2 less crazy graphics cards and a little less ram.

In other non frustrating news:

My new watch from Tokyoflash arrived yesterday. It's awesome except the band is too big for me. Bill is taking me to sears where he assures me that they can fix it.

Back to working on hair..

Thursday, September 18, 2008

CSR2008 Summer prize results

Moeka sent out an notecard with the top 10 stores that sent out the most gifts (gifts not cards.)

Out of 20 stores total, I made the top 10 at #10! I think it said my prize box gave out 782. The highest was Sick at like 1702. O_O

I think if I'm invited to join the winter one I'm going to make hair.

OK time to leave the house!

2 New hoodies

I was playing with using the SL avatar obj mesh in Blender as a tool for building sculpts on. Um I'm still not good with it, but I think my next thing I do should be waaay better than when I tried it before without the mesh (I mean a coat I started last winter.)

Anyway the bottom part is optional. Not for all body types or AOs.
It looks awesome on my AO though. WOOT WOOT.

I have like 5 more hoodies that I may release, I'm just working on texturing the prims right now.

Monday, September 15, 2008


Every linden you spend in :Defectiva: will go to a relief fund to help out residents in Texas who were effected by Hurricane Ike.*

* By "residents" I mean Disembodied Hand. Who is one of the dumbasses who didn't evacuate. By "dumbasses" I mean adorable people whom I am glad did not get hit by a tree.

My dream job

Bill and I are watching Planet Earth on the huge TV since I bought the DVD boxset. There is a lot of footage about polar bears on that show, and most is basically about how because of global warming the life of the polar bear sucks. There was a video about a bear trying to attack a walrus because he was starving; he didn't even kill it, but it did injure him. The narrator said that the bear would probably die now because he was starving and injured.

At that moment I decided that if this whole web development career leads to nothing, I will quit my job and buy a helicopter and a harpoon and fucking kill walruses so polar bears can eat them. Seriously, fuck walruses. Polar bears > walruses.

And to get back to politics again, I read a comment on a political blog where some woman was calling out another for hating Palin for being a hunter and wanting polar bears off the endangered list and also being pro-life. The commenter said "so wait, you're against killing animals, but for killing babies."

That made me think. And my thoughts (probably unpopular) are this: feed babies to polar bears. :D There are so many more babies on Earth than polar bears. Seriously, fuck babies. Polar bears > babies.*

If you couldn't tell, I'm a bit passionate about polar bears. Just a lil.

*while I absolutely believe polar bears are better, I don't really want to feed babies to them. They have like no meat on them to sustain a bear through winter.

Sunday, September 14, 2008


Girl remade my chutte pants. Different sculpts but same idea. I got to her store and she's wearing my pants in her ads as well as loads of other stuff.

Question is, should I ban her? Because Fade said she's had similar experiences with this girl copying her ideas.

Saturday, September 13, 2008


I just finished watching Jamie Kennedy's Heckler documentary.

It makes me like Jamie Kennedy when I didn't before.

And the credits made me continue to think The Used is full of dickwads.

Hoho see that, I heckled.

Another Mixtape

MixwitMixwit make a mixtapeMixwit mixtapes

The downside of this as apposed to Muxtape, is you have to rely on skreemer and seeqpod instead of being able to upload the songs you want them to host for you. :/

But Muxtape was taken down by the RIAA. The most shitty part of that is the fact I can't even tell you how many albums I've bought because I found the artist on someone's muxtape playlist. The RIAA doesn't understand the internet. Yeah there are torrenters, but there are people like me and Brandon who BUY shit from emusic, amazon, itunes and on a rare occassion when none of the above have the stuff... an actual STORE. 50% of the music I listen to isn't even on torrents because it's like.. me and some other dude in like Russia dig it... and we both use Comcast and can't host torrents.



Friday, September 12, 2008

Dis' mixtape.

MixwitMixwit make a mixtapeMixwit mixtapes

This is all slow music. While I love every song on this mixtape, I wouldn't say this is normally what's on my iTunes, but it's a nice sleepy mix. :)

WANTED:Scripter/ Scripting lessons

** UPDATE- I got a teacher. X3 A really really good one YAY!

If you give a man a fish, he gets to eat for a day and if you teach a man to fish he gets to eat.. more fish. Something... however that goes.


I've tried 2 classes in SL in the past 6 months and they teachers always kinda flake out. It's been my experience with all scripters that after like 3 or so months of awesome collaboration, something shiny comes along and they go away.

Since all I do IRL is write code, I really hate the thought of having to code during my free time. Last weekend I was playing with the handler for sculpt maps and map types on a pose ball script and Linden Script is pretty much like any other coding language. You have variables, you pass shit around, you act on things, blah blah blah.

If you bought that last belt, you'd have noticed that it spams the hell out of the channel AND for some reason it asks if you want to animate your avatar. I didn't make the script and I played with it all last night trying to reset the shit and reinstall it just to get the same annoying results. I need to stop relying on other people's scripts. They aren't good. They aren't mine and getting yelled at because they break in a way I don't know how to fix sucks bag-loads of dicks.

So, I'm thinking it's time I just learn this stuff. I know what I want my stuff to do and I know what is the best UI to accomplish it, as that's my freaking job outside of SL.

My roadblock is, where do you find a GOOD scripter to help teach you this stuff? I would learn on my own, but I want faster results. I will pay for classes. I'm not exactly beginner level because I know many other languages.

Does anyone know someone who teaches classes? Or knows a good way for me to find someone? Someone who isn't a flake.

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Star Studded belt

First I redid the Vince belt and made it thinner with star studs, then I was like.. this needs more color. So I added a skinny rainbow pyramid belt to it.

I LOVE IT. But if you haven't noticed, I really like bright colors.

"I pick up a fossil and say FOSSIL and if they still don't get it, I throw it right above their heads."*

I'm not going to get political or at least agenda political. I think I've only done that a couple times on here but mostly it's to STRESS that people should vote and pay attention to primaries. Primaries over, I frankly am not wicked excited about the candidates. It's probably not possible for there to be a candidate who would embody all that I'd like in a president because in general, having worked on one of the primary candidate's campaign for most of last year up until super tuesday, everything is so strategic that shit is just not that real.

In terms of the whole "flip-flopping" people make accusations about during campaigns, I heard my friend Phil once say (I think it was about republicans) that people don't care if you changed your mind as long as what you think now is what they want. When I first heard that I thought it was kinda shitty, but probably true. Now I'm watching all the debates and speeches and shit cause Bill is really into politics and I honestly couldn't care since my candidate** dropped out and DIDN'T get VP, but since I'm the only one actually registered to vote in my house (jesus I need to take the remote control away from him) my stance on shit lately is "I don't care what you thought last month, just tell me you want what I want now." Because it's so much worse to vote for someone who just fucking hates you or what you believe in. I'd so rather hear a half assed lie that panders to me.

Anyway.. after all that blah blah blah, onto the video:

I just got linked to this video of Matt Damon talking about McCain and Palin. I never liked his movies but I want to see them all now just because he said the following about Sarah Palin, (assuming McCain dies in office)
"I really need to know if she thinks dinosaurs were here 4thousand years ago. That's important, I want to know that. I really do, because she's going to have the nuclear codes."

So yeah.
I'm going to vote for Obama because Palin scares the shit out of me. I think that's a good enough reason to vote. That and half a day off from work. WOOOT WOOT!

Uh, sorry to any readers out there who don't believe in dinosaurs.

*from Lewis Black's standup.

** My candidate is only my candidate because his campaign hired my company to work at his HQ the whole time he was running for president and after being there for so long I got very attached. X3 But honestly if I wasn't into most of his politics I did think he would have rocked in terms of the economy and fucking douchey McGonnadieinoffice, didn't fucking chose him.

No more ad farms! Says Linden Lab

FUN READ: The forum gets funnier at the end when the adfarmers start crying about their crumbling empires. And by crying I mean insulting others and claiming they are victims to an evil communist organization. It makes me think of my niece when you don't buy her a toy. I say no. And she screams and screams and cries in anger. Then she kind of calms down and tries more of a sobbing saddness approach. Then I call her a bad actress and she says something like "you're a doodoo head and I hate you." And I say "yeah well you're still not getting any new toys" and she says "BIG DOODOOHEAD" and I go back to reading the back of the Xbox360 game I was going to buy myself, cause I'm an adult with money and not some crappy poor 6 yr old who is always dirty and smells and likes freaking Polly Pocket too much.
God I hate children.

After having read a bunch of the later posts on the SL forum cause.. flame wars are always funny, I realized something.

I haven't fucking stepped foot on mainland in 2 years, unless it's to report a copybotter.

Why would you ever bother to go to main land? I think even the building stores I go to for scripts and stuff are in private areas. O_o

Tuesday, September 09, 2008

Vince's Studded Belt

This belt is a primmy bitch.

I couldn't find a picture of Vince from the opening sequences of the first season. :/ That's the belt I was trying to make.

In case you missed the group update on sunday

I made a chair! YAY.

I failed at doing the reference picture justice. I think that girl hair is way cuter. I actually intended this to be for Boy-Noam. But girl noam took better snapshots so she gets to be in the ad.
On a boy:
Reference picture:

Monday, September 08, 2008


Those Foriegn language to English translaters make you sound like a huge asshole.

I'm going to play spore now because... I think I'm grumpy.

Sunday, September 07, 2008

I can't believe...

I just played spore for 5 hours straight.

I'm not even at tribal yet because I'm running around befriending everyone and killing my enemies hoping that I get the beady eyes.

*falls over*

I don't want to go to work tomorrow.

Saturday, September 06, 2008

SKY BOX and stuff

Friday, September 05, 2008

o_o <3


Wednesday, September 03, 2008

Attn fellow web developers

Meet your new best friend.

I love this thing and I hate Multiple IEs because the laptop they gave me at work is a piece of shit that fails at life being an inanimate object.

Everyone got all pants creamy over Google's new browser, but come on! It's just another pain in my ass browser to have to test on.

Tuesday, September 02, 2008

I'm not dead

I'm working on a skybox and stuff...

I spent the weekend learning new tricks in blender and watching The Mighty Boosh... and drinking Strawberry-coladas.*

Does anyone know a good place to buy Copy/trans animations for furniture that is NOT bits and bobs or CORN ?
I was working on my own in Poser and they are seizure-iffic.

*my new favorite drink. It's like having an italian ice that gets you drunk. I dunno how to make them in such a way you don't need a spoon to consume it.
I'm so making them when I get home. F the gym.