I'm really subtle.
Go to Brutal Gear in Dark City and buy Nex's shit.
posted by Noam @ 2:18 PM
Thursday, November 30, 2006
About Me
Second Life alias: Noam "Danger" Sprocket
Store: Gritty Kitty
Bio: Noam was born in Feb 2006 spontaneously. He spent most of that year being a pain in the ass twat. 2007 proved to be better times, having moved to Koreshan and made some hat everyone and their grandma bought. Then he got really into smack, not the drug but the breakfast cereal, sugar smacks... mmm. Then stuff happened and things where great. Then more stuff happened and it's shitty again. I think cryolife might be karmic retribution for 2006.
OnRez Store:Buy stuff? Gifts
Previous Posts
- Red Vs Blue
- When I grow up I want to work in Advertizing
- Help!
- Ew.
- Sweet mother of god...
- My favorite movie
- To all my bloggers
- Freaking Entertaining
- see yah
- I never cease to be amazed at,..
Store Policy and Peeves
- If I'm offline, send me a notecard with your name, the item name, the date you bought it and most importantly the transaction # and you will get super speedy service as soon as I accept the note. Failure to do any of that means you have to wait.
- If your notecard starts off by calling me a thief because you paid for something and it was never delivered, please take a second to close your eyes and picture me. Sitting at my desk and pantomiming strangling you. Never do I stroke my Snidley Whiplash mustache and go "HOHO, For I have stolen another 25 cents from someone on the internet! My dastardly deeds know no bounds!" And then cackle madly. The asset server sucks. Just give me the trans # and I will fix it.
- Items that are NO MOD, will forever be no mod. Please try the demos
- I will gladly send gifts of no transfer items if it's not a hugenormous list. There is no additional cost.
- No Refunds or exchanges on NO TRANSFER items. This means hair. Please be sure that you are purchasing the correct style and color before you commit to buying.
- Lying about transactions, using someone else's Trans #s, saying you bought more than you did etc, will result in banning. And if it's funny, I may tell other people about it too. :-D You've been warned.
- I don't do customs, but I do take suggestions. If I get inspired by your suggestion I will send you the item I make for free. Please when suggesting stuff put your avatar name on a notecard with any reference pictures as I have a shitty memory.
- I don't make little kid clothes.
- I do not speak any other language than English. If you do not speak English, then you probably can't understand any of this policy and I look forward to your nonsensical IMs and threats on my life.
- I can only do resizes if I have time. I don't usually. :( Sorry. Honest to blog, if I have free time, I will help you out. If it's an easy issue, I will try to walk you through it.
- Until Linden labs gets rid of the NOTES sections of profiles, I track all correspondences with customers through that. If you were a dick to me 6 months ago for no good reason and you're hoping I forgot by now, hahahahaha. Silly face. I love taking notes.
- I'm not looking for models.
- I don't want to give you $10,000 linden to put on a fashion show.
- I'm not looking for rental spots at the moment. When I am, I am looking for places that: have nice builds, don't have to do with nekos, and have a rental rate closer to L$1 to 1prim.
- If Second Life ever fucks up your PERMS and makes mod objects no mod, I will replace them. If it's trans, send me back the broken parts. If it's no trans, TP to the shop when I'm on and just show me you own it. (Snapshots do not = ownership)
- I do not replace items for people who got their accounts banned. I do not give items to alts either. Just don't get banned. How hard can that be?
- The only people who should be offended by this list are the people who commit these atrocities and therefore deserve to be offended. If you are just a chill costumer who does your thing without rocking my boat, then I love you X a billion.
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18 Comments:
Nex is awesome, I met him at Velvet. Its funny, did you notice that his second name is Brannan and mine is Brennen? We both have 'Gear'in our store title and sell urban clothing.
We are alternate clones of one another. Or some kind of weird lost siblings XD.
Well he needs a new router so if you like him then go buy his shit.
I do buys his shit. :) Im all for the brutal gear!
Well... You're still playing SL, so tell people in game to buy stuff. And tell those people to tell people to buy stuff and so on and so on.
*is a master of marketing*
This post is just cause I said I'd try to get asses in his store, but still not logging onto SL.... so yeah.
>_> *passes the buck*
X3
I shall continue your great work Noamy!
*runs about giving fliers*
Oh and because I feel the need to get stuff off my chest...
I really hate being called Noamy. It's too much like Naomi. You guys need to come up with a better nickname. No Noamy or Noamers.
*ponders*
How about "the Boat"?
...
I'm just quoting from Scrubs now.
*sniffles* i remember when i first met Nex in that tat shop when he was like a few days old and no shop to put his stuff in. he's blossomed so well.. im so proud of him *cuddles Nex* His stuff is AWESOMENESS
I think back to my pre-store days like "what the hell did I used to do?!"
I didn't even open it until like July or August and I joined in Feb.
Whoops, and I called you Noamy the first time we met in world...eeeeeeeeeeee! x.x
Noamsters? Noamaramaramadingdong? Noamtaters? Noamoxy? Noamski?
Ok I quit.
Noamtaters. hahaha!
Well, back in the olden SL days, Noamtaters would go around with his buddy, Garrett, corrupting innocent girls... and luring them into the Neko lifestyle =^.^= Oh, and there was the sordid porn stuff *whispers*
I have heard of this alleged porn industry... Good thing this was in the past cuz I dont know how popular you'd be with a name of Noamtater. haha
Me & G corrupting girls? HA!
Well maybe G...
I miss G. /cry
I was barely in any of the porn, I was just the guy on the cover that made you buy it.
You guys are killin me :)
I'd buy it if you were on the cover. LOL I dont care how many boys were in it. haha
pfft I shall keep calling you Noamy and you shall keep answering to it. DAMNIT
I like Noamtater!
Anyhoo, I like Nex's stuff.. I shall go buy MORE of his stuff!
Candi I already know how that will pan out.
Candi: Hey Noamy. How's it going?
Me to Grim/Sinjun: Tell Candi I'm ok and to stop calling me Noamy.
Trinitee: What if there is a donkey in it?
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